Drinking with adults is so much more fun. You get just as drunk but no one has to talk about how drunk they are the whole time or how many shots they’ve done. They just talk about how shitty it is having kids and then they drink a lot lol
Last night I was so stoned I tipped the pizza guy with $2 in quarters, a cigarette, and a fist bump
And then I ate the whole XL pizza
I am so cool
"Instead of open legs it’s open minds, you show me yours, I’ll show you mine. I’m talking mind-sex, conversation climax, most don’t comprehend that you really gotta have that."
Versis (via red-stilettos)